that’s true friendship
"No matter where I am, I am always loving you."
this is still SO FUNNY
total drama gets it
That’s because it’s Canadian
We do it right.
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."
when u nut and shawty keep suckin
ruby + fries
I do love this, although it does bring up the question, since demons are repelled by salt, is she really getting the full experience?
Maybe she liked salted fries just as people like spicy food?
#it’s a metaphor #she puts the killing thing in her mouth and she doesn’t let it kill her
But she had sex with sam.